March 2012
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i'm a wanton mistress of the night:... →
richwhitelesbian:
I hope Rick Santorum asks a girl out over Facebook Chat but she thinks they just want to hang out as friends but he thinks it’s a date so he buys flowers and puts on his nicest sweater vest and he shows up at her house and her dad opens the door and her dad shouts into the house “Are you going on a date today?” and she doesn’t know Rick is at the door so she’s like “No i’m just...
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tobiasfunkesjeancutoffs2:
florence and the rage against the machine
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I hope Rick Santorum has to use the bathroom, and...
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boggle-:
I hope every time Rick Santorum gets in the shower, someone in his house flushes a toilet.
I hope Rick Santorum can't find his remote and is...
nom-chompsky:
stfuconservatives:
but it keeps changing back to PBS for some reason.
-Joe
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lolinternets:
I’m allergic to effort
“I was not in the mood for idle conversation. The day had been ugly and my heart...”
– Hunter S. Thompson (via thechildrenarebored)
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February 2012
Watchstoopidsarah:
New York’s Hottest Club Is…
“If I wanted the government in my womb, I’d fuck a senator.”
– Senator Judy Eason McIntyre; Tulsa, OK (via supcakes)
Watchjoepending:
Tobias!
slaughterhousefive:
Does anyone not laugh when someone says “This is what society has come to”?
I mean, I want to just start saying it at random times because it means nothing.
“KITTENS? ON A COUCH? THIS IS WHAT SOCIETY HAS COME TO!”
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